DARAPUREDDY SIVA PRASADH
IDUGULLAPALLI(COLONY)
GUDURU(MANDAL)
KRISHNA(DISTRICT)
ANDHRAPRADES
PIN:521162
PHONE NO:+919000425412



ammai&abbai godava
Girl:Orey.. Nenu Cheppu teesanante ni champa Vasipoddi..

Boy: Osey.. Nenu"ZIPPU" teesanante ni kadupu vasipoddi...
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roudy ants mundhu nunchi oka lady elephant pothundhi....
dinamma 360 240 360 pori pitta pitta ladi pothundhi.............
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kanulu kalalanu marichi povu
oopiri swaasanu marichipodu
vennela chandruni marichipodu
naa manusu nee snehanni marichipodu
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velugu leni vennalela ?
kalalu leni kannulela ?
Nee sneham leni nenela ?
Naa msge leni nee dokku mobilela?
pandaga chesuko.........
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Every Failure is a Lesson -Learn well,
Every Success is a Battle -Fight well,
And Every FRIEND is a Jewel -Keep well
In your Heart
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aluperagani batasari ki teliyadu gamyam....
egasi pade alalaku teliyadu theeram....
sneham chese manasuki....teliyadu swartham
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imagine a running race btwn love&friendship
who wil win....?
ans:NONEyou know whyb'coz friendship always COMPROMISES.
love always SACRIFICES
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KITKAT-" Kiss In Time Kiss At Time
" PERK-"Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss
" MUNCH-" Meet Urgently Now For A Charming Hug.
So Think B'fore giving choclate
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Hi! Need one girl to marry...
Age no bar,
color no bar,
Height no bar,
Caste no bar,
but....
girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS
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Anni pakshulu naatyam cheyalevu "NEMALI" thappa,
Anni Puvvulu love ni express cheyalevu, ROSE thappa,
Andharu Frinds heart touch cheyaleru " N U V V U" thapa
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JANUARY to December...
SUNDAY to Satarday...
AM to PM ...
My feelings 4 U,
Have never change u r always my ________
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My messages r like moon...
1 day it will increase,
1 day it will decrease,
1 day it will not come,
But moon
always in the sky....
like that
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School ki ponu.
Mom : enduku?
Son : Pani chestanu.
Mom : UKG chadivi em pani chestavura?
Son : LKG girls ki Tution cheptahanu
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Meghaniki asha varsham ga Kuravalani,
Varshanki asha varadaga paaralani,
Varadhaku asha ndiga maralani,
Mari naku asha . . . . Ninnu aa nadilo thoyalani.
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(,) Smilling
(!!) Crying
(;) Angry
(:) Bored
(; ) Proud
(o) Hungry
(?) Confussed
(-.-) SleepyWhat ever U feel
I like U in any mood.
Because ur my friend.
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Hye GuysI LOVE U send dis sms
10 girls win u a free Trip to ur
nearest POLICE STATIONin
luxury JEEP,
bed,Food nd Body Masaaz freeee-----
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NUVU navvite RING TONE
koppadite VIBRATION
badhapadite BATTERY DOWN
nannu gurthu pettuknute MEMORY FULL
marchipotay SWITCH OFF
so don`t SWITCH OFF GOODN8
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nuvvu morning lechi yem chestavu ante yam cheppu tav?
one new reporter asked sakila :
madem meru morning lechi yam chestarusakila?
nenu ma intiki vellipotanu
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Nesthama vedanatho nindi unna
naa jeevithamloki vennela la vacchavu,
navvula puvvulu vikasinchela chesavu
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Wen i say ...
"Hi"U too say...
"Hi"Wen I say...
"BYE"U too say
"BYE"After Few years,
Wen I say..."
HOW R U "Please dont say :
Who R U "
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LOVE ANTE LOVE UNDALI.
PARENTS BLOOD RELATION UNDALI.
KANI EMI LENIDE FRIEND SHIP TELUSU KONDI
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Many more hapy returns of the day
Nuvvu chepakapothe naaku teleedu anukuntu nava.
Today is, world 'Monkeys Day....'
U naughty, where's the party......?
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?????? ?Chusindi chalu adi DOMA.
Allout pettukuni paduko.
Gud Nite.Sweetdreams.
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SHAKILA : Amma na pelli eppudu avuthundi ?
Enthasepu agali..!
Shakila's
mom: 1 min agamma pelli koduku msg chaduvutunnadu
thanu navvithe pelli khayam
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U will be a Rose for all Trees,
U will be a Smile for all Faces,
U will be a Water for all hills,
U will be a Brother for all beautiful Girls.
Ha ha ha . .
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Day by day week ends.
Week by week month ends
month by month year end.
But my friendship is never ends.
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kaalam karigi pothunna...
velugu tarigi potunna..
chinuku nela ralutunna..
nuvu nannu marichipotunna..
na hrudayam lo ni ne rupanni maravalekunna priya.....
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Boy&girl in restarent.
Boy-i love U
Girl-i dnt love U
Boy-think again?
Girl-i told U.
No no & no...
Boy-waiter,
bring seperate bills.
Girl-ok ok..
i love U.
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Girl friends are like net viruses They inte ur life,
scan ur packets,
Edit ur mind ,
download problems& delete happiness so beware of girls
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Joke of the day
Boy:Nenu ninnu love chestunnanu,
Paripodama.
Gorl: Cheppu tegutundi,
Boy:parvaledu chetilo pattukoni parigettu
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Nuvvu.
Kothi,
konga,
Kondamuchu,
Adavipandi,
dunnapotu,
addagaadida,
mullapandi,
Anni chudochu animal planet channel lo,
Velli chudu
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Prathi SWAPNAM nethone...
Prathi KSHANAM nethone...
Prathi ADUGU nethone...
Prathi JANMA nethone...
Nee kosam enni Janmalaina vechi untanu...
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he is hot ..
he is SWEET...
he always needs
a LIP for kisswhole world
is mad 4 her. ..
who is he? .....
chusindi chalu ...
he is TEA(CHAI)
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LOVER is a FLOWER,,,,,
that will be fresh only for a HOUR,,,
BUT......
"F R I E N D S H I P"
is a RIVER,,,,
that will flow for ever....!
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aada pilla jeevitham puvvu lanti kagetham
aksharallu marithe adhe panikirani kagetham
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Sardar Oka ethaina konda meeda kurchoni
Book chaduvuthuntadu.
Friend: Are, what r u doing there?
Sardar: oooy, Higher studies yaar......
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matalu enne unna palikedi "okkate"
pedhavulu rendu unna mata "okkate"
kannulu enni unna chupu "okkate"
snehalu enne unna mana FRIENDHSHIP
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GAALI VASHTE AAREDHI DEEPAM
ROJU GADISHTE RALEDHI PUSHPAM
MANISHI MARANISHTE MIGILEDI DHEHAM
KANI ENNI YUGAALU GADICHINA MIGILIPOYEDI
MANA SNEHAM
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PUVVU EDhURU CHUSEDhI VENNELA KOSAM
THEEGA EDHURU CHUSEDHI PANDHIRI KOSAM
NENU EDURU CHUSEDI NEE SNEHAM KOSAM
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Sneham anedi oka BHAVAM.
Bhavam anedi oka PRANAM.
Pranam anedi oka JEEVAM.
Jeevam anedi oka RUPAM.
Aa rupaniki prathi rupam mana SNEHAM
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Neeli Ningilo Chukkalu Virabuse Vela,
Chandamama Vennello Challani Galiki
Theeyati Kalalatho Nidraloki jaruko NESHTAMA
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KADALI OKKATE KERATALU ANANTHAM.
THURPU OKKATE KIRANALU ANANTHAM.
MANUSU OKKATE BHAVALU ANANTHAM.
AABHAVALAKU PRATHI RUPAME NEE SNEHAM.
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CHINUKULA MODALAINA MANA SNEHAM,
VARSHAM LA KURISI ,
SELA YERULA SAAGI,
NADHILA PRAVAHINCHI,
YEPPATIKI INKANI,
SAMUDRAM VALE NILAVALANI.
AASTHU,,,
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velugu leni venala ela..
kallalu leni kanullu ela...
devudu leni kovela ela..
pranam leni dheham ela...
nevu leni nenu ela priyathamaa
i live 4 u, i wait 4 u..
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Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:EllaiahChi:
Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda)
ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi...
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ni kosame na anweshana,
ni kosame na ni rokshana,
ninu cohase shanam kopsam koni wela sarlu marnichi ina sare.
oka sari jivincha tanduku sidangaunanu
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kanulalo ni rUpam
manasantha ni dyanam.
anukshanam gurtuku vache ni akochanalu,
prema anedi oka thiyani varam
adi ni hrudayamloni sangeetha swaram
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naa prema anantham
naa prema sasvatham
enni janmalakaina neekosam pudathanu
naa priya kosam pudathanu
i love priya priya priya priya priya........
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Oka chempa pai nisshabdhmga jaare kanneeti chukkanu
thudavataniki maro HRUDAYAM pade thapane
"PREMA"
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Clouds may cover sun
but it never stop shining just like u,
we may not b 2gether every time
but always u shine in my heart as my sweet friend...
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may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if
u wanna see me Dont search,
just see ur shadow i wil be there Trust me....
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Neeku E roju okati chupista, ..........
Idigo .......1
Chusava Okati,
Eroju Panduga chesuko malli
repu rendu chupista..
sarena ...
Good morning
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hai...hai ani cheppihai ga
vachihai ga matladutuhai ga
gundello cherina nesthamahai ga
ee hai nihaiga life antahaisa chesavhaiga nikugud nyt :-)
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Na manaSuNa manasu ku matalosthe
athi palike tholi matanuvwante na kishtimani
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NE MATALTHO NANU MARIPINCHAV
NE NAVVU THO NANU NAVVIENCHAV
NEE KANULA THO NANU KAVINCHAV
NEE MANASU THO NANU MURIPINCHAV
NEE EDABATOOTHO NANU CHAPENCHAVOO
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nesthama ninu maruvaleni na hrudayani silaga maristhe
a shila karigi shilpam aithe
a shilpaniki prathi rupam nevithe
ninu ela maruvagalanu nesthama
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the smallest word
is Ithe sweetest word
is LOVEthe dearest person
in the world is Uthats why
I LOVE U
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LYF STARTS WITH VOILENCE
BUT END WITH SILENT
LOVE STRTS WITH FEAR
BUT END WITH TEAR
TRUE FRNDSHIP STRATS
HOWEVER JOYFUL BUT ENDS NEVERRR
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REMEMBER the IRON becomes WEAK,
when it is HOT.
So, stay cool forever
& become strong.
Happy Friendshipday.
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Best Gift''?
L?I?F?E?''
Best Time''?
H?A?P?P?Y?''
Best Feelings''?
L?O?V?E?''
Best Relation''?
F?R?I?E?N?D?''
Best Friend''?
U?''
Forever.
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baby donkey asked mother donkey:
mummy i don't have any1 to play all r busy
Mother:
wait baby this donkey wil be free aftr readng dis msg
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Cello the pen of india,
lux the soup of india,
colget the pest of india,
u the waste of india.
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telivaina vallandriki oka question.
telivaina vallaki ani cheppanu ga
mari nuvvenduku tikku tikku mani nokkutunnav
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Kurise vaanaku teliyadu tanu vardhani
merise merupuku teliyadu tanu pidugani
urime mabbuku teliyadu tanu arupani
chadive neeku teliyadu idi sollu ani
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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
1234567890?%-&+=
emito janalu em pampi na chaduvutharu
na msg ante intha craz!
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johny johny ya papa.
icici bank job ya papa.
any motivation no papa.
sleep well no papa.
boss ki gali ya papa.
any increment ha ha ha papa.
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shayari shayari mat karo shayari
karna bhuladung,
chutta land marunga to muh fula dunga........
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Chicken Ready?
Yes Boss
Fish Ready?
Yes Boss
Omlet Ready?
Yes Boss
Mutton Ready?
Nahi Boss
Bakra abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai..
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no visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
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Q: Room service? can u send up a towel?
A: Please wait someone else is using it
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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala:
Kaise diye?
Bananawala:
Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady:
Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja Rishi
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Laloo:
Petrol price increase hone ka hum ko koi farak nahi padta.
Pehle bhi hum 100 rupye ka bharvata tha, ab bhi 100 ka hi bharvata hoon
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Husband 2 Hotel Mngr:
Jaldi chalo,meri BV khidki se kud kar jan dena chahti hai.
Mngr:Mai kya karu?
Hus:Kamine! khidki nahi khul rahi
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Lalu-Rabri tum meri CHAND ho.
Rabri- Na ji, hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye.
eee sasura America wale roz chand par utarte rahte hai.
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1day sardar saw a dream,
that someone killed him.
Next day he closed his icici bank account.
Why?
Becoz of icici's slogan:
"we make ur dreams come true".
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Next time when it rain just try to catch the drops in your hand
the drops you catch is the amount u miss me
the drops u cant is the amount i miss u.
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Heart is like Crystal,
Preserve it,
Love is like perfume,
Spread it Feelings are like flood,
Flow it FRIENDSHIP is like Umbrella,
Share it
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Balayya selected as a brand ambassador for LIMCA.
and the caption is "THODA KOTTU LIMCA PATTU,
NAA MEEDA OTTU NAA NEXT CINEMA KOODA FATTU"
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Girl:Nuvvu monthly enni sarlu shave chestavu?
Boy:Monthly kadu rojuki 30-40 sarlu chestanu.
Girl:Mentalodiva?
Boy:Kadu mangalodini
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Itz Ma Eyes <0> <0> . . . . . . .
Ab Neachay Kiya Lund Dekhe Ga ??
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fuck you what type of sms are this they make your fucking ass angry bull shet
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Dad:Son,wt do u want 4 ur b'day?
Son:No too much dad,
just a radio wth a car around it.
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Why does a DONKEY eat grass..?
!.... Oops….Sorry.
that’s your personal matter!
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SAIKUMAR Dialogue
“Hoyeee… Kanipinche Ee 3 simhalu
YS,Sonia,Rahul Gandhi aithe,
Kanipinchani aa 4va
simhame ra Y.S Jagan.
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If I had a camera
I'll snap ur every moment
every smile
every memory
n keep...
in my....
kitchen to scare the mouse...
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what is the difren bitwn ?
1.Lover
2.wife
3.girlfriend
ans 1.coin box
2.mobile phone
3.stapeny
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ur voice is BRITANIA
ur nature is GOODDAY
ur behaviour is TIGER
ur feeling is LITTLE HEART
ur mind is PARLE-G
ur totally KRACK JACK
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TEACHER: What is the fullform of MATHS?
STUDENTS: MENTALLY AFFECTED TEACHER HARRASING STUDENTS!!!!!!!!
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A pig will scratches us we scratches
a pig we will be affected one.
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Its hard to find a friend who is so cute,
loving,
generious,
caring,
smart,
sweet,
sexy & so
freakn hot!
my advice to you:
dont lose me.
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? Teacher to class:
A for?
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di
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boy:dress bagundi
girl:thanq
boy:lipstic kuda bagundi
girl: thanq
boy: makup kuda bagundi
girl:thanq annayya
boy:aina entha chendalanga vunnav..
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Sugar will disolve in water,
thank god,
u will not bath,
otherwise i wolud have lost a sweet friend like you......
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass
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Make new friends,
but keep old friends,
one is silver,
the other is gold.
all of them just like jewels.
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If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me.
If u save it thats bcoz u desire me
&
if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?
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gandiji uppu sathyagraham
chesindhi doddu uppu ka leka sanna uppuka?
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life is a name
and sex is the game
so forget the name
play the game xD
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Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time
i'm thinking of you all the time.
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Don't feel sad don't feel RAMU,LALITHA was ugly too.
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Today,
tommorow and yesterday
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
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Different between chumgum and condoom?
chumgum mins chuing......
and condoom mins doing........
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When life gives you
lemons, squirt them in your enimies eyes!!
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Son: Dad, someone is out there on the door asking for donations to make swimming pool in colony.
Father: Go and give him a glass of water.
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Manasu vunte msg pampandi,
Abhimanam vunte pic msg pampandi,
Balance vunte call cheyandi,
Anni vunte mee cell
courierlo Na Address ki pampandi...
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USHA COOKER KONTE ...........
TRISHA NIKKARU FREE .
PANDAKKI VESKO
PANDAGA CHESKO . ...
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neekoka secret chebite chale anandapadtavu...............
secret annanuga enduku tikku tikku nokkutavu
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nokia N=neku o=okkasari k=kiss i=ivvalani a=nipeisthunndi
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"f r i e d s h i p"
epatiki munigipodhu
enni sunami lu vachina
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prema andhaanni korukodhu
andham kaamaanni korukodhu
edhi nijam
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prema entha madhuram kani priyuralu antha katinam
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amma nana la ni preminchani vadu preyasini preminchaledu.........
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prema ante pre "ante preminchadam" ma "ante marchipovadam"
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uppenatha e prema ki guppedantha gunde
dheniko chepaleni e basa ki artham emito...........
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What is the relation ship between coffee shop & wine shop?
Most of the love stories starts at coffee shops
end at wine shops
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G - ghost I - in R-real L-life So avoid girls
& forward their numbers to me I am a professional Ghost Rider. . . ?
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Out side raining Cool weather
I think u wants to go out
and play in rain Every frog
feel the same go and enjoy.
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L=O=V=E= Mind receive W=I=S=D=O=M=
Hands receive G=I=F=T=S=
Only special person receive my S=M=S.
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Once there was a fight between lord siva & parvathi
Siva: E lokamlo tandri goppavaadu.
Parvathi: Ledu talli goppadi.
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Small Angry,
Silly fighys,
Simple sms,
serous joke,
sensitive feelings,
senseless speak,
mixture of all above is
only in FRIENDSHIP
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kanulu kalalanu marichi povu
oopiri swaasanu marichipodu
vennela chandruni marichipodu
naa manusu nee snehanni marichipodu.
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velugu leni vennalela ?
kalalu leni kannulela ?
Nee sneham leni nenela ?
Naa msge leni nee dokku mobilela?
pandaga chesuko.
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teacher: pappu tell a example of past tense
pappu:sir.....i did't come to school yesterday.
teacher:very good ,sit
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Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,
Mana kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava?
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Edhi emyna kaani life lo 2 vishyalu gurtupettuko...
1) Chettu edhyna kaani gaalosthey vooguthay
2) Raaakapothey voogavu...
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vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu anthe
neellalo rum kalupu anthe
ventane shoklo apparao annadu neellalo edo theda undani
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Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.
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Ninnu marchipodamani,
bar kelli mandukottanu.
mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu,
kaani ninnu kadu, bar owner ki bill kattadam.
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durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai,
kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram
peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu.
kaaranam battaburra.
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Messages levu..
Phone ledu..
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu
Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Emi ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?
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I miss the laughs I used to get from you,
I miss the talks we used to have. And above all,
I just miss YOU!
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Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it
but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say:
How can I hate this world when u r a part of it
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24 hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year
and knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day&life
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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can"t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u"ll see that it"s true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Q. Why are women like condoms?
A. They spend 90% of their time in your wallet, and 10% on your dick.
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7TH U
6T U R TALK
5 TH U R SMILE
4 TH U R COINESS
3RD U R NATURE
2ND U R SMS
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Ye oorumandi??
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if u want sweter,
it's chalikalam.
if u want umberella,
it's vanakalam.
if u want a/c,
it's endakalam.
if want lover,
it's nothing but poye kalam
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7 kondalavada venkata ramana
govinda govinda.
Swamy naaku FEB 14 kalla
oka maanchi lover dorikithe
E SMS chadivevallaki
gundu kottistha.
==========================
6 birds were sitting on a tree.
A hunter saw that and shot over tree.
5 birds flew away.
but one bird was sitting.
Y...?
.
.
.

.
balupu(neelage)..
=======================
TWO ANTS DRUNK AND WENT NEAR AN ELEPHANT.
ONE ANT SAID IPPUDURARA NA KODAKA CHUSUKUNDHAM.
THE OTHER SAID POONI MAMA
MANAM IDDARAM VAADU OKKADE.
=========================
Husband in balcony reading news paper,
A donkey came near Husband:
Darling ur relatives came,
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara
mavayya raleda?????????
=======================
welcome to
www.love.com type
password * ** *** **** *****
processing..
sorry meeku preminchey
vayasu datipoyindi try
www.sanyasi.com
=========================
Drona lo Priyamani bikni
cinema flop
Billa lo Anushka, Billa cenima avg
Heroins to Labham ledani MITRUDU Lo
Balakrishna Bikini lo Vastunnadu !
Be ready!!
=================================
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?


PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"


TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong,
but you asked me how I spell it!

:)
==========================
Americalo power pote power office ki phone chestharu

Japan lo pote fuse prablm emo chustaru

Ade India lo pothe pakkintlo vundho ledho chustaru
=========================
BAALAYYA the bigest comedian in d world...
balayya dialoge:
"gun to kadu ra... gudha pithutho champesta...."
========================
Tirigi raanidi kaalam..
Vaddanna vachchedi maranam..
Ninnu cheralantundi naa hrudayam..
Mana sneaham nilavaali kalakaalam..
=========================
Naa kallalloki tongi chudu akkada vunna nee rupaanni dongilinchaku....
Naa oohala vuyalalo vugi chudu nee vusulani taskarinchaku....
Naa talapulalo nidurinchu nee pai vunna valapuni kadilinchaku....
=======================
Virabusina vennela karigipotundi..
Vikasinchina pushpam vaadipotundi..
Kaani chigurinchina mana sneham chirakaalam nilachipotundi...
======================
Nee pedavulapai navvu neanavanee..
Nee kantiki kaneerea teliyadanee..
Loekanna vunna anandamantaa needeananee..
Kaani neevu maatram naavaadivea ananee..
========================
Prati kshanam mana jeevitaanni maarchukune avakaasam.....
Ye kshanam gaataanni talachi vrudhaa cheyaku nee aashayam....
=========================
Hi! i am marrying next week.
there will be a small party
and only a few people will be invited...
so i am inviting you...
don't bring any gift with you...
just bring someone to marry me
=======================
To live a life,
one needs brains,
reflex,
perception,
looks,
IQ,
knowledge,
way of expression
& many more mental qualities.
Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
==================
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace".
That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains.
He said "Let me try world peace"
====================
Man was smoking in a bus,
conductor said,
"No smoking ka board nahi dikhta?"
Man: Saale uske side main,
"Always wear condom"
ka board bhi hai ab woh bhi pehen ke bethu kya?
=================
There are 8 ways to describe you...
nice,
friendly,
so cute,
loving,
very sweet,
funny,
charming ,
thoughtful.
In short,
you're just like.... me !
=================
I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u and
I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else
Potato Prices Have Gone Up
===============
Q: Why doesn't law permit a
man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be
punished twice for the same offence!
===================
Q. Why are women like condoms?
A. They spend 90% of their time in your wallet,
and 10% on your dick.
==========================
A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view
==========================
Boy goes for blood test. nurse takes sample and cannot find cotton, so
she sucks his finger.
Boy is so happy that he asks, "can i get a urine test done ?"
========================
A good discussion is like a miniskirt
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject
========================
wife - u were so drunk last night that u insulted ur boss
husband - piss him
wife - u did that and he fired u
husband - fuck him
wife - i did that! and you can go to work from tomorrow
=========================
Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
===========================
A good friend is like a good bra... hard to find,
very comfortable,
supportive,
and always close to the heart.....
========================
Speech should be like mini-skirt:
long enough to cover the
"main subject" and short
enough to keep the interest!!
======================
wife asked his husband how many woman have u sleped with.
husband proudly replyed only with u...
with others i was always awake..
=======================
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
=============================
Gud Morning...
Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes
in the memory of those poor mosquitoes
who died last night after sucking ur blood.
==========================
A boy goes to see a cabare dance.
His mom gets angry & asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad.!
=========================
Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !
=======================
A chinese pair,
Mr. and Mrs.
hua got twins without getting married.
Guess,
what did they named them?
Ans: Jo hua, So hua.
==========================
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs
or else they will burn them with kerosene...
plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
=======================
A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy
And when U need them urgently,
they have no service.
=======================
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
=======================
Wat frustrates a Buddhu?
Wen his wife delivers twins &
he cant find the father of the second child.
=======================
One day i read smoking is bad,
i stopped smoking.
one day i read drinking is bad,
i stopped drinking.
one day i read SEX is bad,
i stopped reading
============================
Few Relations In Earth Never Die.
Wanna know wht is it?
(F)ew,
(R)elations,
(I)n,
(E)arth,
(N)ever,
(D)ie
==========================
I met U as a stranger,
I leave U as a friend,
as long as the world stands,
our friendship never ends.
All friends never split and even
if they do they will meet again.
===========================
Take my hand and lead me from this place..
Chase away my doubts and fears,
Wipe the tears from off my face..
I can't stand alone,
I need your hand to hold.!
=============================
1 Injection of Trust,
1 Tablet of care,
1 Syrup of attention,
1 Drip of understanding,
take 3 timez a day!
Its all necessary 4 the
health of our FRNDSHIP!
============================
When God open the windows of
Heaven he saw me & asked
"what is ur wish 2 day?"
i said "Lord Take Care of the
Dear One who is reading this SMS"!
========================
A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest,
a friend is true.
A friend is precious
a friend is u.
====================
If instead of a gem,
or evn a flower,
we shld cast the gift of
a loving thought into the heart of a friend,
that wld b gving as the angels give.
=======================
Friends are those who take care without any hesitation,
Who remember you without limitation and Who love you without any communication.
=========================
There is one friend in the life of each of us who seems not a separate person,
however dear and beloved,
but an expansion,
an interpretation,
of one's self,
the very meaning of one's soul.
=========================
Don't walk in front of me,
I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me,
I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend.
========================
Some people come into our lives and quickly go.
Some stay for a while,
leave footprints on our hearts,
and we are never,
ever the same.
==========================
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
'Oh my ugly face,
fat nose' and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
==========================
Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
=========================
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again? For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!
==========================
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born smart & handsome,
but what the hell happend to you?
============================
The trouble with finding ur perfect soul
mate is that she would probably want to get married,
then 4 weeks after the wedding u would meet
another perfect soul mate,
with larger breasts.
==========================
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents -
Meena First Class in Bed!
==========================
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening,
how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening,
we open the zip and do.
============================
A man can kiss his wife goodbye.
A flower can kiss a butterfly.
Wine can kiss a frosted glass.
But u my friend can kiss my ass!
===============================
What's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty?
ANS: When U pull a curtain,
it means tat the show is over but
when u pull a panty the show begins.
===============================
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
==============================
1 ladki ne coin dalke apna vajan dekha,
58kg Sandal utari,
56kg Jacket utari,
53kg Fir duppata,
52kg or coin khatam 1 bhikari bola tu
chalu rakh sikke me dalunga!
=============================
Nidharalo puttindhi swapnam
Ningilo puttindhi varsham
Neetilo puttindhi kamalam
Hrudhayam lo puttindhi mana sneham
ee sneham marichi ponidhi maruvalenidhi
==========================
gaand marne se gadha hota hai----
chooth marne se khudha hotha hai------
========================
bava bagunte maradhulu
auto matic ga baguntaru
valealu kadhu pakavallu kuda baguntaru
=========================
Reliance ka Palang
BSNL ka Gadda
Airtel ka Takiya
TATA ki Rajai Uske Ander Mai
& aur teri grl frnd aur Phir
HUTCH HUTCH HUTCH HUTCH..
Hai Na Gud IDEA.pitu sms ta
delate koris na please.
========================
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
==========================
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
========================
There are 4 chambers in my heart
1formy mother
1for my dad
1for my sister
1 tolet can you join in
=======================
y boobs r in the upper part of the ladies?
bcoz they should b keep away from cats
=========================
Kaliga unna hrudayam preminche hrudayam kosam eduru chustundi.
O kalala devata nuvvekkada unnavu Eppatiki naku eduravutavo kada.
========================
rape case:judage 2 Lady..
Aap bta sakti hai vo aadmi kaun tha..?
Lady:koi bahar ka tha.
Judge:kaise?
Ladyg:itna bada LUND hamare mohalle me kisi ka nahi hai...
======================
boy. kissing his girlfrnd and sys ur lips are very salty darling.
girl. u kiss wrong side standup.
===================

-- FLASh news.
Actress ASIN MURDERED in her flat at Mumbai..
For more details..
Watch.. . . . . .
"GHAJINI FILM"
==================
a women went to repair the umbrella the repairing man said
mam upar kapde nikalnaa aur neeche rod lagana
madam:k jo kuch bi karo magar andar drops nahi girna
================
a woman standing in bustop holding kotex packet in her hand a beggar came and asked
madam please can u give me that bread packet am so hungry
madam : come tommorow i will this bread along with jam................
==================
oh god cannot be considered as calling god,
with fear...when it is uttered in betweeen love making
================
Girl-my brest are radio.
My left nipple is vlume&my wright nipple is tunning.
BOY.dono to ghumaya par koi sound nahi aaya..
Ghirl_niche plug tera baap dalega..
=================
nurse came out with the newborn kid,
santa rushed 2 her and after seeing the kid
she shouted beta hua beta
she slapped her,
leave my finger,
u fool,
its a gal
================
Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!
Just SMS ’CHILD’ or call customer care
at 9890.... and be a tension free DAD!
================

What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ?
A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive
===============
23 useless parts on a mans body
20 nailscant hammer 2 balls u cant throw &
1 cock tat cant "crow".
dont laff iadies???UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
====================================
Pathan was fucking a girl inside a car.
Policemen; kya kar rahe ho
Pathan: nazar nai a raha hai
Policemen: Mera nomber kab aayega
Pathan: Is larki ke baad.
================================
Gd mrning ladies & gntl men
i am here b4 u 2 stnd bhnd u 2 tl u somthng abt nothing.
On thursday, d day after frdy dere wl b lads wedng 4 men only,
rice nd stw ar vry plnty bt brng yrs 4rm hme.wen cmng,
pls stay at home. d gte fee is free,so pay at d gate!
=====================
A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks
him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad.!
=====================
When british girl she say kis me hard,
When kis bengali girl she say kis me slow,
When kis indian girl she say ,
E plz konala sagu nakos
================
An American to Santa inside toilet:
Hi!How do U do?
Guess what was the answer of Santa.... Santa Singh replied:
Hi!We open the zip and do....
=================
Black is a colour...
White is also a colour..
But black & white tv is not a colour tv..
What is this......?
===============
Teacher: kirubha,
u have 12 cakes,
u gave 5 to suba,
4 to alamu,
3 to sahana.
Then wat would u have.?
Kirubha: 3 new girl friends teacher.!!!
=================
Ninnu eshtapadindi naa manasu..
Neevu nannu cheyaku alusu..
Ninnu adaganule naa medalo kattamani golusu..
Marinkenduku aalochana echeyi nee manasu...
====================
TEACHER SAID TO STUDENT :- Who Is Duryodhan ?
Student :- Chutiya tha Sala.
Teacher :- Kyon ?
student sala itani der dropadi ki sari Khichata
raha uper bhi to utha sakata tha ....
==================
will be invited...
so i am inviting you...
don’t bring any gift with you...
just bring someone to marry me
==================
Meaning of WIFE
W-without
I-information
F-fighting
E-everytime
wife on hearing this says it could also mean
W- with
I-idiot
F-for
E-ever
================================
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kiosene.
plz donate, I have donated 15 litres.
=============================
Can u pronounce good english:-
read along woof,
roof,
loof,
shoof,
shoof,
woof,
loof,
roof,
poof,
woof
woof,
hoof,
woof,
roof,
shoof.
Test results:
U r a good dog.
Now stop barking.
====================
Honey guess what!
God has finally promised me he’ll remove d front teeth of all ur enemies,
so when they smile, u shall know them.
===================
When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one as wonderful n beautiful as you.
========================

Q=>What is the difference between women and magnet ?
Ans :-) magnet has a positive side.
===============
.AIDS Awarness Slogan:
"Cover Your Stump Before You Pump"
"Don’t be Silly Protect Your Gilly"
"Dont be Fool,
Condom is ur TOOL" Fwd 2 all careless players..
===================
Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven.
Einstein was seeker.
Newton didn’t hide anywhr &stood in a square of 1 metre.
Einstn: i found u newton.
Newtn: u r wrong! im not newton.
As im standing in 1 meter square,
i’m newton/meter square & so i’m Pascal...!!...
=====================
A 20 yr old girl asked tatoo artist,
How much for an animal on my knee!
Artist said,Rs 500 for Tiger,
Rabbit or Lion but Giraffe is free.
======================
Lovers went 4 a muvi..
A mosquito enters girl’s T-shirt..
Guess wer it bites? Ho,
u silly naughty,
always thinkin bad!
It bites on boy’s hand ya!
====================
1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U..
======================
1 ladki ne coin dalke apna vajan dekha,
58kg Sandal utari,
56kg Jacket utari,
53kg Fir duppata,
52kg or coin khatam 1 bhikari bola tu chalu rak
====================
A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a party..
he introduced his family to his friends saying..”
I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee … this is my kid and that is my kidney…!
======================
Weekly one day holiday,
monthly one day salary day,
yearly one day birth day,
lifely one day dearth day,
but sharing your friendship is everyday.
================
asha i miss you .but no kiss u suna hai tum bus u
================
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
=============
Ni navvula varsham kuristhe..
Jeevithantham thadustha...
================
I was just reading in the paper that a kid was born without his eye lids,
I kept reading and it went on to say that the doctors
plan to graph the kids fore skin to make him new eye lids,,
Doctors say the only side affect will be he’ll look a little cock eye’d....
=================
The more you learn,
the more you know,
The more you know,
the more you forget,
The more you forget,
the less you know So.
Why learn.
===================
Raju married Lady Traffic Police. Frnd-How was ur 1st Night?
Raju-She collectd Rs.100 from me for Overspeed, Rs200 for wrongside Entry,
Rs500 for without helmet
=================
Sila peru nightla poduvanga.
Sila peru kallaila poduvanga,
sila peru2hrs la mudichuduvanga,
sila peru night fulla,
Neenga eppa poduveenga?
Celluku charge....!
===============
So Sweet is your SMILE,
So Sweet is your STYLE,
So Sweet is your VOICE,
So Sweet is your EYE,
see! ..........how Sweetly I Lie!
============

When someone loves you,
you dont realize it wen u realize it.
its to late. you always leave the one who loves you,
and love the one who leaves you.
=================

24hrs sweet hours make one sweet day.
7 seven sweet days makes one sweet week!
4 sweet weeks make one sweet month,
but one sweet lover makes the life sweet.
=======================
aeroplane:rocket nuvu yenduku fast ga potunavu
rocket:nee gudhaki nenu antista appudu telustundi
======================

Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
==================

Without that u use fingers .
Put the fingers inside something .
Do u know what is that? Its toothbrush
===============


why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how?
cuz God loves me.Do u know how?
cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
its YOU my love.
=================
two monkeys went to god to aksk him to change them
into humanbeing and god took out a picture of robert mugabe
and say like this the monkeys replied "leave because you dont want
=================

Girl: sir nannu okadu rape chesadu.
Police: ela chesadu
girl:na dress chinchadu,
bra thisadu,
sandlu korikadu,
boddu nakadu,
notilo sulli pettadu,
drayar theesadu,
phukulo sulli pettadu,
kacha kacha dengadu.
Police:aapu lanja na sulli kuda lesindi.
==================

Sea + ship= titanic,
forest + animal= jurassic park,
u + ur smile= oh god.. Devil...
===============
A relationship is like a rose,
How long it lasts,
no one knows; Love can erase an awful past,
Love can be yours, you’ll see at last;
To feel that love,
it makes you sigh;
To have it leave, you’d rather die;
You hope you’ve found that special rose,
Cause you love and care for the one you chose.
Vest in me your life, as I in you, All we are and have,
and ever will. Love must make the choice,
for good or ill, Ever choosing blindly what we do.
Nor can we reason such a choice,
or view The consequence and total up the bill.
In all that matters most, we wait until
===================
Before marriage: Roses are red,
sky is blue.
U r beautiful,
I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead,
I’m blue.
U r my headache,
one day I’ll kill u.
Congratulations
=================
A dress is like a barbed fence It
protects the premises without restricting the view Boy goes for blood test.
nurse takes sample and cannot find cotton, so she sucks his finger.
Boy is so happy that he asks, "can i get a urine test done ?
==================
First time I saw you,
I was scared to touch you.
First time I touched you,
I was scared to kiss you.
First time I kissed you,
I was scared to love you.
But now that I love you,
I’m scared to lose you!
Good bye is a little word,
that causes so much pain,
the friend you hold now,
might never meet you again.
So never say bye always say meet u again...
A boy loved a girl, girl of his dreams....
He handed her 12 roses,11 real & last 1 artificial & said,
"I’ll love you till the last one dies. Love is like cigarette,
it starts with fire,continues with smoke & ends in ashes. But
==================
Husband asks, Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says, it could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
A MAN IS INCOMPLETE BEFORE MARRIAGE.....AFTER THAT HE IS FINISHED...
=======================
Chicken ready s boss,
egg ready s boss,
fish resdy s boss,
muton ready no boss
bcoz bakara is still reading s.m.s
======================
Who is sweetest?
its u who is smart?
its u who is nice?
its u abba moham veligipotundi chudu?
e msg naku vachindamma.Neeku chupidamani pampanu.........
=========================
Ur network tariff has changed
All charges r now calculating acording 2 the customer’s brain size.
The smaller the cheaper. Congrajulation.u can make free calls
===================

Husband asks,
Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says, it could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.
===============

No matter what I do. You’re the beauty,
wild and free, The mistress of my eyes,
Rolling through exultant air
=================
A boy & a girl were in luv.
one day, girl’s brthr found em.
He ask "y my cstar, u wnt to kill her?
" de man answers "i jst get sme hiv/aids cure(drugs),
so i wnt to test em wen she is affected".
=================
I love 3 things....pizza,pepsi & u- pizza 2 eat,
pepsi 2 drink & u O hello table kaun saaf karega...?
================
I WAS NOT KISSING U, I WAS JUST TELLING UR LIPS A SECRET !
======================
A thief enters into a school staff room,
a tamil teacher shouts,’thirudan! thirudan!’
an english teacher shouts, ’thief! Thief!’,
what did maths teacher shouts.? "420 ! 420 !"
==================

Two Sardars fixing a bomb in a car,
sardar1: what would u do,
if the bomb s explode while u fixing? Sardar2:
i have another bomb..!!!!
=============
How iam able love some one whom I know that she belongs to some one else....
But for tat I answer myself ... Tat u will become mine once....I luv u
====================

this woman was married to an alcholic man,
so one day she decided to cheat and she brought another man to bed.
her hubby came back later drunk and slept to right side of the woman while the other man on the left.
when lookin to end of thier feet, her hubby realised that there are 6 feet and to his
honey: hubby: ’honey do u see that there are 6 feet?’
wife: ’no honey, go and count and you’ll see that it’s only 4 feet’
the man then go and count:’one,two,three and four,oh thank you lord for giving me such an intelligent wife!
==================
thsound of people right now having sex.
million of people right now having sleep.
10 million of people right now have doing there work.
But one stupied, ass, is reading this message.
==================
What’s the similarity between a dianasour and a sharif girl?
Dono ab is duniya mein nahi paya jate.
=================
Indian Prime Minister: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!
US President: Wow! How many?
Indian Prime Minister: 7 OBC,
5 SC,
8 ST,
3 Handicapped,
2 Sports Persons,
3 Terrorist Affected,
3 Kashmiri Migrants,
2 MPs & 1 Astronaut.
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a small baby said i like sradarji then sardarji says i like your chokey
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Husband asks, Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says, it could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
A MAN IS INCOMPLETE BEFORE MARRIAGE.....AFTER THAT HE IS FINISHED...
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How To Teach Mathmatics To A Girl.
1st add lips 2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication
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When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.
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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
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FINALLY WE GOT FREEDOM........
SENDER:MK GANDHI AUG_15 1949 12.00PM SORRY FOR THE DELAY BSNL
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"swin flu" vacchinappudu mask kattukunnaru "AIDS" vachinappudu ela use chesharu?
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TEACHER :TALANGANA LO "MUMAY RETENS" NU EMI ANTARU.
STUDENT:"NEE THALI MALI VOCHEND"
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U is One.
Other is fun.
Don’t take gun.
Eat bun.
And see sun & then run.
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Wife: remove my nighty.
Sardar: ok Wife: remove my bra
Sardar: ok Wife: remove my panty
Sardar: ok wife: never wear my dress again
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Kanulu neevi kanneeru naadi..
Hrudayam needi savvadi naadi..
Suvaasan needi sughandam naadi..
Sneha bandhammaatram mana iddaridi..
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A maratHi boy proposing a girl
boy: shabd tuze,
geet maze,
jivan gane gau ka?
girl:gal tuza haat maza, kana khali Lau ka??
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Three things cannot be long hidden from me:
the sun,
the moon and "YOU" ,
bcoz with out sun and moon this Universe is nothing
and with out "U" for me nothing bcoz u r my best friend
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Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good service,
Sometimes bad service, sometimes no service & many Times u have to be happy wid self service,
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nesthama subhodayam suryuni raka, pakshula keka, na guddala gokava gula gula ithundhi…
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Evvarini thakkuva ga anchana veyakudadhumitrama...
Example: oka cheema,nee gudda loki po galadu.
kani nu cheema gudda lo ki pogalava..(By Harikrishna
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SARDARJI:TEACHER CAN A 10 YEARS GAL GET PREGNANCY?
TEACHER:NO CHNCE TO GET PREGNANCY 4 A 10 YEAR GAL.
SARDAR:MONA DONT WOORYK B HAPPY.
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welcome to “www.love.com” type password * ** *** **** ***** processing… pls wait.
sorry mee sully pandukundhi. Sully lepi prithninchandi
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Holi is colourfull,
Diwali is lightfull,
Nature is beautifull,
but Na sully is powerfull.
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Enti mee Phone lo Balance ledha. Aithe nenu “ reacharge “card pampistanu tiskondi.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ikkada blade tho gekandi..
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One day early morning Sardar was walking.
his neighbour was going in that way and he was saw to the sardar and stoped his and saied hi!
Then sardar saied hi wat is ur car name then his neighbour said i don’t know perfectly but
its sarts with ’T’ then sardar ’oh u r so lucky my car starts with only petrol’...
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One night a lady goes to party,
women want to goes to toilet ,
then she see to shardar,
"shardar ji muje su"su" karne ki jagah batao,
shardar ji hat you Nottey,ladi pahle tum batao,
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wife asked his husband how many woman have u sleped with.
husband proudly replyed only with u... with others i was always awake..
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Sardar1: Na Baglo Emundo Chepite Andulo unna Apples ista,
alage enni unnayo chepte unna 8 apples ista;
Sardar2:Are yadava edina clue cheppara?
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Dog was Chasing Sardar.. Sardar runs, but Laughing..
A Man asked y r u Laughing?
Sardar replied I have put Airtel Sim,
but the Hutch network is Following...
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X(((:> X(((:> X(((:> X(((:> ee fishes na gurthuga vundalante roju ne mobile lo water poyi . ok na
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TIGER & CAT A TIGER WAS GIVING WEDDING PARTY TO HIS FRIENDS.
A CAT CAME THERE, AND DANCED.
TIGER ASKED WHO ARE YOU?
CAT SAID I WAS ALSO A TIGER BEFORE MY MARRIAGE.
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Daddy: era , indaka bajarlo master kanipisthe namskaram pettledhu enti .
Son: ivala sunday kadha daddy.
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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes,
"Gandi was a great man, but I don’t know who is Jayanthi.
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Husband: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Husband: No i will also live with ur sister.
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Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,
Girl:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Girl:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.. " " " " " " " We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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evaru oppukunna lekunna... Prema gudidhi, edidhi, chevitidhi..kani pelli martham chavu lantidi..
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Pocket lo mobile Mobile lo sim
Sim lo blance untee saripodhu Inbox lo Sva (SHIVA) msg kuda undali
Appudey keke andhuke pampa teesko pandaga chesko
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Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful.
May u have all the three as u begin each day. Gud Morning.
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a very original gud mornin wish only ,4u beware of duplicates
im the only authorised dealer for gud mornin wishes
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THOLI PANDUGA UGADI MANA SAMSKRUTHIKI PRATHI RUPAM !!
KALSHI PANCHUKUNDHAM AH ANDHAPU KSHANAM !! HAPPY UGADI
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Morning breeze..
Morning coolness..
Rising sun..
Humming birds..
Melting dew..
Along with this my little heart wishes u.. Good morning...
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Touch ur heart Close ur eyes Make a wish Say good nite sky so wide Stars so bright off
the light sleep quite quite ..(-.-).. ZzzZZZzz SWeet DreAms...
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Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we live it the best way we can.
There is no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect Moments...Good morning!
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Fresh flowers r waiting to disturb U.
Hot cofee waiting to taste ur lips.
Sun, birds, cool air, rain, all r looking for U to open ur eyes..Gud mrng.
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A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed,
calling ur nice Name so softly,
throwing flowers on U and saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams
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LATE BED WAKINGS.. SLIGHT BREAKFASTS..
BUS STAND FIGS.. FOOT BOARD TRAVELS..
LATE ATTENDENCE.. LONG INTERVALS..
SHARING CANTEEN FOODS.. MANY PROPOSALS..
MOBILES IN SILENT MODE..
SOME ADULT MSGS LATE NIGHT CHATS SOME MISUNDERSTANDS C
ORRECTING FRNDS 4 XAMS MICRO BITS STRUGGLE 4 MARKS PRESTIGE IN ARREARS..
MASS BUNK.. FRIDAY MOVIES.. ENJOYING GROUP ARGUMENTS.. FRESHERS DAY & FAREWELL DAY WITH TEARS..
"COLLEGE LIFE IS NOTHING BUT A HEAVEN".. GUDNITE SWEET DRMS!!!!
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The smiling moon, the silent night.. The cool breeze..
And all the shining stars are wishing u 2 close ur eyes.. Good night... Sweet dreams...
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You dont like find happiness you create it.
Good night sweet dreams when you become you dont have any discrimination
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every nite is a blessing, one has to thank God for that opportunity of seing thay nite
because is not by someone’s power but by the power of God,good nite and have a wonderful nite.
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i called u 5 timesbut the line is busy,so please come outside.
i am standing outside ur home. MY NAME IS MOON... I JUST COME 2 SAY GOOD NIGHT.....
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Every ni8 same wishes?? let it difrent dis time!!!! let d devil graud around u ,
vampires kiss n hug u , draculas bite u, wish u a horror ni8......

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Love is blind Be very kind When I kiss you Please don’t mind
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whats love ?
a waste of time
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when u kiss american girl she says kiss smoothly,
when you kiss african girl she says kiss hardly,
when u kiss indian girl she says don"t say to anybody
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Wishing u a very happy Makar Sankranti May the Makar Sankranti fire burns all the moments of
sadness and brings you warmth of joy n happiness and love..
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Ninnu chudakunda vunda leke potunnanu..
Neevu vundagalavani telusukunnanu...
Neela vundalani prayatnistunnanu..
Ninnu maaramani nenu adagalenu..
Endhukante Okaru cheppadamvalla kalige prema prema .kaadu.
Mansulo nunchi puttede nigamaina Prema.
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Teacher Between Student..
Teacher : Baadhaki Bayaniki Madhya teda yenti..
Hari: Baada ante meeda tadusthadi,
Bayam ante Kindha tadusthadi..
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Satyam: o 5Star Hotel Kelly coffee Order Chashadu..
Waiter: Black Coffee Themantara Sir.
Satyam Father: Vera Colors Emunayo Avi Chapavayya Annadu…Keep Smiling.

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.;’;’;. _Y__o__ 6am .;’;’;. o _Y_____ 7am o .;’;’;. _Y_____ 8am SUN RISE! Good Morning!
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bus Lo..
A: abba pakkaku jarugu ammay vellipotundhi,
B: emita thondhara, A ammay neku emavuthundi.
A: nekenti duradha..
B: endukante adhi na kuthuru..?
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Messages levu.. Phone ledu.. Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi.. Emi ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?
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Bhasha kanna goppadi bhavam....
Bhavam kanna goppadi abhimanam....
Abhimanam kanna goppadi aasha....
Aasha kanna goppadi aanandam....
Aanandam gaa undali neevu kalakaalam oh! nestam..
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Matalalo cheppalenidi..,
bhavalalo chupalenidi..,
naa chinni guppetlo dachina ni sneham enta goppadi?
Ani adigite.... Vivarinchaleni maunam medi.
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Cellphone oka Devalayam sms danilone Devudu
Sms pampe valu pujari Sms chadive Vallu Bakthulu
Chadivi sms cheyani vallu Temple Bayata ADUKKUNE VALLU
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Ni navvula varsham kuristhe.. Jeevithantham thadustha...
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Ni hrudaya sagaramlo alanai vastha.. Prema ane sunami srustistha..
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preminche manasu lenappudu akarshinche andham endhuku..
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rani: job chasthava ani adAgAndi
raju : chestanu ekkada ?
rani : zoo lo
raju : emi cheyali?
rani : child elephant ni morning eethkoni aadinchali
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B.tech chadivithe engineer avuthav,
MBBS chadivithe doctor avuthav
B.L chadivithe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chadivithe panikirakunda pothav.
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Meku SMS mening telusa
s : simham pampite
m : monky chadive
s : small file enti entasepu ala chustav
nu vu kuda e sms nu me frds ku 4wrd chesi nuvu simham avu
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Maata maatatho cherevaraku ye maata anukodhu thanu paatouthanani ....
manasu manasutho chere varaku ye manasuku theliyadhu adhi premouthundhani
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Chirunavvula varamisthava chithinundi nadichosthanu ....
maru janmaku maatisthava ye kshaname maranisthanu
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Akasam ku chukalu andam
surunki chandrudu andam
mana snehanki ne parichaim anandam
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godugu to unte adi vaanakalam
cooler to unte adhi endakalam
swetter to unte adhi chali kaalam
lover to unte adhi poye kaalam
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Puvvulalo naa Rojavi Nuvvu...
Kannulalo naa kantipapavi Nuvvu...
Vajralalo naa kohinoorvi Nuvvu...
Naralalo pravahinchae naa raktanivi nuvvu...
Cheekatlalo naa chiru divvevu Nuvvu...
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Balayya,Jr N.T.R watching cricket when sachin hits a 4
Balayya shouts "it’s a goal " then Jr N.T.R says "
goal indulo kadu cricket lo untundi".??.
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Prema kosam prakulade varu kondaru...
Preme lokam anukone varu kondaru....
Preme Geevitham anukone varu kondaru…
NuveNaa Praanam anukone Peechi vanni nenu…
Nuve lekapothe Brathikunna Shevani nenu…
Nuvu nanu cherakapoina . ekkadina santhoshanga untavani Aashisthu…….
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Nee navvu chaalu Aandaru bayapadadaniki …..
Nee pittu chalu compu levadaniki…..
ee_______kathe chalu nee guddala pettadaniki…..
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Alalaku telusu odduku cheraalani.
Pakshiki telusu gutiki cheraalani.
nee pellaniki telusu nannu cheralani…
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Nidharalo puttindhi swapnam.
Ningilo puttindhi varsham.
Neetilo puttindhi kamalam.
Na gudda lo puttindhi “pittu”. Vasana bagundha ….
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gaaliki roopam ledhu,
neeruki rangu ledu,
aakasaniki anthu ledhu,
aatmaki sukam ledu,
ni madda ki siggu ledhu….
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ANANDAM CHEPPALENDHI,
SANTHOSHAM PATTARANIDDI,
KOPAM PANIKIRANIDI,
PREMA CHERIGIPONIDI,
SNEHAM MARUVALENIDI,
’BUT NIDRA AGALINIDI...
SO SLEEP WELL GOOD NIGHT
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pendli koduku# pendli ki mundhu SPIDERMAN
pendli chupula ku SUPERMAN
pendli samsyam lo JENTLEMAN
pendli tarvatha DABARMAN#
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WHAT IS 143
I LOVE YOU NO
I MISS YOU NO
I HATE YOU NO
I WISH YOU NO
143 MEANS ONE HUNDRED FORTY THREE
MATHS LO WEAKA AMMA KI CHEPPU ANNAPURNA SOLT IVAMANI
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Ur heart is a beautiful garden
& my friendship is a small ROSE in ur garden
please don’t pluck that rose for any reason.

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48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That’s ‘U’ My dear
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